When will I get my order? I simply must have it!
Soon, darling! If you’re livin’ in the US of A, your order will arrive within five business days. Seven at the latest.
If you’re international, your order will arrive in one to six weeks, depending on where you live.
Something’s wrong with my order!!! What on Earth shall I do?
Whoa, buddy! Keep your pants on! If there’s a problem with your order, just give us a shout! You can reach us at firstname.lastname@example.org. We’ll do everything in our power to make things right. We are business cats, after all!
I want a Let’s Go To Court logo sticker, but I don’t see them on the website. How do I get one?
To get one of our logo stickers, sign up for our Patreon at the $7 level or higher. Some of you super fans are already at that level and have asked for another sticker. Who could blame you? We are very cool! Both our moms think so! Don’t worry. Within the next few weeks, we’ll provide a special link for Patrons who would like to purchase an additional LGTC logo sticker.
I demand more merch! When will you guys have sweatshirts/tank tops/LGTC-branded assless chaps?
Soon, we promise! … although those assless chaps may take a while.